Does you child say the darnedest things!

United States
May 19, 2007 9:51pm CST
Here's my eventful day. Sometimes kids don't think before they say something. At the volleyball games today my daughter was taught how to bump the ball. The coach explained that by bumping the ball with her fingertips she will be setting up the ball for the setter to spike the ball over. She in return tells the coach ( My fingers may break and why does the setter get the easy jobs, I'm not an ant you know!) I thought the coach was going to die of laughter she had never heard anyone put it in that perspective. Then the girls actions through out the games were giving high 5's at every little play that was completed. (Just imagine 6 players going to on side of the court just to give a high 5 for hitting the ball). The girls were definetly on a roll - One girl made the comment to another (that if she kept hitting the ball so hard they may end up having squash for supper.) Another was tying her shoes when my daughter says so loud ( oh my stars there goes 3 seconds of my life) The entire gym was rolling in laughter. The top prize was when we dropped by a yard sale and Theresa found a walker -- Not realizing she was being watched she started a comedy show ( of course I'm embarassed but the other attending was busting with laughter.) It amazes me how children are so full of laughter - I've decided that kids are here to fullfill our lives with the joy of laughter.
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• United States
20 May 07
Skylar - This is Sky and his fav bunny..
hahahah! thats soo cute!! aww i love kids lol..last year my son and i were lookin at old photos,,and we came upon some ones of me pregnant and showing my big ol' belly and i say.."See..this is when you were in mommy's tummy!"..and he got soo pale..eyes and mouth wide open and was quiet for a sec..and then he says...u ready? "YOU MEAN YOU ATE MEEEEEE!!!!" HAhahahahahah!! I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED! I was like noooooooo! hunny nooo!!! and i had to explain about the whole God deicded it was my time to have a baby and you started ion my belly and then came out after 9 mths lol..he was liek .ohhhhh..ok...and ran away..i tell you..i laugh everytime i think about it lol!
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• United States
20 May 07
I'm laughing so hard that I can't type right. I remember when my oldest daughter was young and I was pregnant with my youngest she kept asking about how I got a baby in my tummy. I tried to explain it to her until one day I came home from the doctors office with a picture of Theresa ( she burst out laughing saying mom you ate a watermelon seed) I asked her why she thought that. She told me because its just all round with that stem. (I was 2 months pregnant.) To this day she' embarassed she said that.
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