what is your favourite "ralph wiggam" line?

Australia
May 21, 2007 10:22pm CST
we all love ralph he is so dumb its funny! what is your favorite line he has said? Mine is "Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner where in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and then one of the babies looked at me!"
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@Sasselle (698)
• Australia
22 May 07
Oh that's a hard one ... it's either "That's where I saw the leprocaun - he told me to burn things" or when Barts dog is up in the vent "Miss Hoover - there's a dog in the vent" "Ralph - remember the time you said that Snaglepuss was outside" "He was going to the bathroom"
• Australia
22 May 07
hahaha that soooo funny!!!
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@Sandy100 (141)
24 May 07
Not sure why but i think the line "I bent my wookie" after winning the school diarhama.
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@jlara_gtr34 (3491)
• Philippines
24 May 07
"i feel like a chicken already. i just made an egg in my pants!" by ralph wiggum. that was the chickenpox episode where ralph was over at the simpson's to catch chickenpox and got coughed on by maggie. :)
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@mattn6_9 (13)
• Australia
5 Jun 07
lol best ralph wiggum lines: "And when the doctor said i didn't have worms any more that was the happiest day of my life" "my parents wont let me use scissors" "My cats breath smells like cat food" "Principal Skinner, i got car sick in ur office" "someone took my juice money" "Me fail english? thats unpossible" "My neck hurts and my ear ear hurts I hav two owwies" I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everytin in the restaurant and the had to close the restaurant look big daddy its regular daddy ralph: um miss hoover theres a dog in the vent miss hoover: ralph member the tym u said snagglepuss was outside? ralph: he was goin to the bathroom ralph: Miss hoover the floor is shaking miss hoover: ralph remeber da tym u thought.... (oil explodes through da floor ) wen i grow up i wanna be a principal or a caterpillar
• Australia
5 Jun 07
hahahaha! thats classic!