Romance Mathematics etc..
By yan_i24
@yan_i24 (258)
Philippines
May 24, 2007 12:28am CST
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man smart woman = romance
Smart man dumb woman = affair
Dumb man smart woman = marriage
Dumb man dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss smart employee = profit
Smart boss dumb employee = production
Dumb boss smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
-Just wanna share this article to you. Hope you like it. =)
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4 responses
@janedesire69 (95)
• Philippines
24 May 07
A part of that article is right, but I don't like words who discrimating a woman. I don't know maybe its true for a little bit.
@yan_i24 (258)
• Philippines
29 May 07
Hmmm.. well, it doesn't apply to all men and women here on earth anyway. =) By the way, you're a bit KC Concepcion look alike. =)
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
31 Mar 08
well it is sure slanted towards the male point of view and I would love to see such an article written by a women probably would be a whole lot differnt.onething I would say in my experience a woman worries about the future after she get after she gets a husband anda man never worries about the future after he gets a wife else why are so many of us women stillworking after we are married.also a man marries expecting hiswife to stay size ten and after a lot of children she does change duh!!!!
@bonnie2008 (511)
• China
31 May 07
some of the sounds funny,others are acid for a woman. but i can't deny they are true:)
