Heroes Withdrawal Syndrome Anonymous!

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Heroes is done for this season! So, whatever are we going to do? Let's have fun with Heroes Withdrawal Syndrome Anonymous! Be as wild as you want, but let's not do anything that would get us banned, as minors can read what we post. I'll start: Hello. My name is usaction. And I, like so many of you, am addicted to Heroes. Now that the final episode of the season has come and gone, I suffer from Heroes Withdrawal Syndrome. Thus, I am starting this group for those others who suffer this, to let you know that you are not alone. We are here, and will help support you. I must admit, at random intervals, I have jumped out of my seat, raised my arms over my head, and yelled "FLYING MAN!" much to the annoyance of peers around me. My girlfriend told me to seek counseling, or she would leave me. At first, I thought she was overreacting, but I noticed things got worse. Whenever my computer started to act up, I yelled curses to Hana Gitelman to stop messing around (she's the one who sent Ted messages to his computer). When I'd get insanely pissed, I'd blame it on my split personality with the super strength. This often happened when I tried to get ATMs to give me money, the elevator to open, or the walk/don't walk sign to change in my favor. My name is usaction, and I'm taking the first step, by admitting that I suffer from Heroes Withdrawal Syndrome. Thank you for listening. Who would like to go next?