Unlucky arthur - they dont approve of anything (joke)
@ifinallyfoundmybaby (1742)
Philippines
May 25, 2007 9:43pm CST
A traveling salesman is touring an area in deepest rural Wales, and stays the night at a farmhouse. After a fine meal with the farmer, the salesman turns to his kind host and asks if theres any possibility of renting some companionship for the evening.
Well" mulls the farmer "i am afraid theres not many women around here like that. But theres always Arthur . . ."
'Oh?' says the salesman, intrigued . . 'how much does he charge?'
'it'll cost you 10 pounds,' comes the reply.
The salesman thinks about this. 'Seems a bit expensive,' he says
'Well,' says the farmer, 'The local magistrate takes out 10 pounds because he doesn't approve of that sort of thing.'
'So thats 4 pounds for him and 6 pounds for Arthur,' says the salesman. The farmer shakes his head. 'No, the local constable also takes 4 pounds because he doesn't approve of that sort of thing,'
'Christ,' says the salesman. 'So the magistrate gets 4 pounds, the constable 4 pounds that only leaves 2 pounds for Arthur,'
'No -- we have to pay Gareth and Dai to hold him down,' says the farmer. 'You see, Arthur doesn't approve of that sort of thing either.
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@kingwhosing (412)
• India
29 May 07
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