life and eggs
By uu4h708
@uu4h708 (638)
Philippines
May 31, 2007 5:05am CST
if you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
you only get laid once, you only get eaten once. it takes 4minutes to get hard, only 2minutes to get soft. you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was ur mother! so cheer up, ur life aint dat bad...
a message for those who dont know how to value balls.... i mean eggs.. oopsss.. i mean life... nyeheheheh
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@bicklelady (1404)
• United States
20 Dec 07
I got a good joke you you.
My on called it a blond joke. I don't like saying that because I don't wont to offend anyone. So I like to use a friends name. Like when I am telling a joke to a group of people, I will use one of there names. The person that has a good sence of humer. So to keep from offending anyone, I am going to use my own name.
bicklelady had wrecked her car. The car was totaled. When the police officer arrived, bicklelady was standing out side of her car, putting on some makeup. The police officer looked at the car and asker her what happened. He was amazed she did not get hurt, by the way the car looked. bicklelady said " all of a sudden a tree popped up right in frount of me, I swerved to the right and another tree popped up in frount of me. I swerved to the left and another tree popped up in frount of me." The police officer looked at her with a puzzled look on his face and said " bicklelady, there are no trees a 100 yards from here. What you was seeing was your air freshiner hanging from your rear view mirror. LOL
@kun2349 (23381)
• Singapore
16 Dec 07
u'r quite humourous :) hehe.. if i din read this discussion, i wun have realise that actually alot of ple, including me, has taken life for granted :) and i totally agree with u that, our life is not that bad, at least we still get to see and smell and feel the big blue Ball.. LOL