Story Time - Comedy

Tweet

I have a task for all my friends here at mylot. I want you to give me the funniest story you can make up, that you can think of, or that you have heard. It can be as long as you want, and have whatever you want it it. I'm looking for the funniest, and the oddest story you can think of. Try your best to get it within the guidlines, but still make it funny or mature if you want. Remember: Funny Odd Weird Strange Unreal Unthought of Made up Real Fake All that applies, so lets have fun with this and see who has the best imagination.