Do you know a child who has had a series of scrapes, or close scrapes?
By Woodpigeon
@Woodpigeon (3710)
Ireland
June 2, 2007 12:12pm CST
Or, another way to put it is, how close have your kids come to putting their eye out?
I thought my nephew scared me when he accidently ran through a closed glass door. Another nephew frightened me when he tipped back in a chair and split his head open. They have nothing on my own boys!
My youngest is mischievous to say the least. He is always up a tree, in a ditch, out to sea, waging war or making weapons of what he hopes will be mass destruction. Take a look at the result of his latest adventure: throwing a spear like sharpened stick up into the air and trying to catch it. For once, I think it came so close to his eye, it actually scared him enough that he won't repeat that little stunt.
What about you? Have your kids or kids you know scared the life out of you with their antics? Were you the sort of kid who did that to your family?
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@mummymo (23706)
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3 Jun 07
Wow he really did give himself a shiner there didn't he? Poor little soul - a hard lesson learned there I think! My son was slightly accident prone but my daughter at 5 has scared me witless sometimes! She has had a few bad allergic reactions and asthma attacks, swallowed coins fell into a greenhouse and that was all before the age of three! Since then I cannot remember a time when she was not covered in bruises or climbing garden sheds, taking all the skin off her legs as she skids along the playground! I think the worst time was when she fell down the stairs at home - she went from the top to the bottom (about 15 stairs) landed on her head , ok we have carpet but it is a concrete floor underneath, bounced up saying she was ok and insisted she was going to nursery and I couldn't stop her! Luckily she did no serious damage but I wait with bated breath the next installment! A mothers pride and joy - more like a mothers early nervous breakdown! xxx
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
Can you imagine! The kid would probably be born wearing roller skate, swigging a bottle of poison, and on fire! LMAO!
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
I realised after I looke dmore closely at the picture he has another scar about a quarter of an inch to the right and even closer to his eye. That kid gets in so much mischief I can't even remember what that scar is from!!!
Sounds like your daughgter and my son had better not ever get together. Can you imagine the holy terror they would produce? No grandmother would survive it!
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@Y2J_Lionheart (23)
• United States
3 Jun 07
No, they have not. You should really get your child to stop making weapons altogether.
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@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
3 Jun 07
I see you are young to mylot. I would suggest to you that you read the MYLOT guidelines. This discussion is not about making weapons. With all due respect you miss the point entirely. You wear an AV of power and strength, yet you post a negative that one should stop making weapons altogether. If it were me I would rethink this response. Just trying to give you some helpful advice.
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
Hi Lionheart, my kids have very different personalities. where one sees a butterfly, the other sees a hand grenade. Both are really into knights and chivalry, but it is the little fella creaping around the garden imagining he is a member of SG-1, or destroying the Wraith, or Arthur whipping the Saxons. He's hardly Saddam Hussein. Perhaps one day he will join the army. He would like to be a Weapons Master, so I can hardly stifle him at the age of 7. You are saying you are raising children and they have never had any accidents or injuries? Wow, I think we had our first before they could walk. Good job, you. How do you manage it?
@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
Says a mother who has met one of those types of kids, too. I have often noticed how my youngest is like that, which is so different than his brother, who just sees the item for what it is. My little one sees everything as a weapon. His second career choice is to be a Ninja.
@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
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3 Jun 07
My son has been a nightmare since he was born.
At 8 months he had a fit and ended up in hospital for 4 days with a kidney infection.
At 3 years he decided to lick the pavement and ended up with ulcers all inside his mouth. At one point I was so scared for his health we called an ambulance and he was taken to hospital, only to be sent home hours later with diralite.
Then at 3 yrs he fell down a ladder leading to a cellar by leaning on the cellar door that was not securely closed.
Then at 5 yrs he walked off and I lost him for half an hour, I thought I was going to die.
At 7 years he decided to stick his finger in a light socket and turn it on. He ended up with a singed finger and told me he shook when he turned the switch on.
At 10 years he decided to make himself a cup of tea and spilt the boiling water down his legs which resulted in an ambulance being called and him and I spending 2 days in a burns hospital. Luckily there are no scars.
And his latest has been being arrested for graffiting, but as it was his first offense the police let him go.
As you can imagine I am waiting for the next installment!!I would quote LOL, but I can't!!
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@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
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3 Jun 07
Every time he goes out I pack him a first aid kit. I am sure if he wasn't so slow and laid back he would have broken a few bones by now!!
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
You need to wrap that boy of yours in bubble wrap an whatever other padding you can find. It'd also make it harder for him to mive and spray the spray paint!
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
3 Jun 07
Pigeon, My middle son seemed to have been born with the knack of finding a way to injure himself. I can not count the times I have been in the emergency room having one part of his body or the other stitched up. My first son broke an arm, a collar bone and a leg but no stitches. My middle of course has broke bones and had so many stitches I lost count. In fact one accident playing with his little brother (WHO THANK GOD HAS HAD NETHER BROKEN BONES OR STITCHES YET AND SURVIVED TO BE 12) fell and stuck something through his hand severing tendons to 2 fingers on his hand and rendering them useless, they were just flopping around. I nearly fainted on that one.
I think God gave women special strength, to cope with rearing children. I for one do not know what kept me together on some of those trips to the ER.
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
No kidding! These 'accidents' are handled with cmplete aplomb now that have so much experience. I think the last one that hadd me freaking out was years ago when he was 'using' a pick axe and put it though one of his fingers. It missed the bone and healed without a scar. Children really are amazing.
Yours have put you through the WRINGER!!!My oldest broke his leg but luckily we have avoided stitches (I resist ER lke the plague- the waits are demented and the hospitals crawling with MSRA). I think I would have fainted on the spot with the tendon accident. That one is too much for the most contained parent!
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
3 Jun 07
You know whats funny about that incidence is that as I was so intently looking at the hole in his hand, and trying to determine if he needed stitches is I missed the two fingers laying on the other side of his hand. I poured peroxide over the little hole and said Son I think your going to be okay..... He looked at me and Said Mom are my fingers suppose to be doing this, and they flopped right over. My world nearly crashed underneath me... He had surgery, that time, and they mended the fingers the middle finger he has full use of the index not so much :)))
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
The poor kid and poor you. It is a heart stopper when parts of the body are at the wrong angle or are moving in ways that shouldn't be possible. Worst case scenario.
I knew a guy who was using a table saw and though he had cut off a fingertip. He looked down and it was still there, but just like your son, when he turned his hand over it had been cut all the way thorugh and the tip flopped over. It was only held on by a flap of skin. He lost a pinky, too, and they had to dig the tendon out from deep in his wrist. Some boys!
@charms88 (7538)
• Philippines
3 Jun 07
Fortunately for me, both my girls are content to play with their doll house and Barbie dolls. I have a niece though who have this tendency to attract accidenst. Last year, she kept jumping up and down and hanged herself like a monkey on the stairs inside my house. I kept telling her to come down and stopped playing on the stairs. She didn't listened to me and suddenly fell down from the stairs. She was on her back and was crying loudly. I noticed a huge bump at the back of her head and immediately rushed her to the hospital. Its a good thing nothing disastrous happened to her head. But for a week, I have this temporary trauma of going up and down the stairs. I felt like slipping down myself too. "phew"
@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
9 Jun 07
She was lucky, kids like tha and stairs are bad news. Glad your daughters are so mellow. I bet they stare at their cousin in wonder at her antics!
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@teapotmommommerced (10359)
• United States
4 Jun 07
When my daughter was five she told me her butt hurt. I could not believe it when I pulled down her underwear and found a huge burn on her behind. She had sat on our wood stove and did not tell me until two days later. I took her to the doctor and got cream for it. I was so horrified when I found it.
Our son only had on set of stitches and not broken bones. Our daughter only had the burn and one time she was kicked in the face at school and ended up with a huge black eye.
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
4 Jun 07
Oh my goodness she was lucky that didn't get infected. That must have hurt! Getting away with just one set of stitches and no breaks is pretty good. That was more or less my childhood, mostly scrapes and bruises.
@sedel1027 (17846)
• Cupertino, California
3 Jun 07
Thankfully my son is not this way. But you have described my husband as a child. He has had so many stitches novicane does not work on him any more. Too many concussions to count. He has had blow darts stuck out of him, busted his face open trying to jump off of his Moms kitchen table, ripped his finger open playing basket ball, fishing lures stuck in his hand...and the list goes on.
If you can harness his energy and teach him about weapons when he gets older, you may be able to get him interested in becoming an engineer of some type.
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
3 Jun 07
I think every family has at least one. While I was a tomboy, it was my cousin that got spectacular and was non-stop in his disasters. My poor aunt and uncle. If anything was going to go wrong, and there were 100 children there, the problem or injury would always be their son.
My kid's older brother is his current arms master, and the little guy is always trying to get him to do, 'training'. They have an uncle who is a metal worker, so they actually have smelted swords, and their dad has made lots of swords and shields with them. The sky is the limit ;-)