Things that cats bring back

I had a cat name "sir Pouncival Skimbleshanks" after two TS Eliot cats. He had this really interesting sense of humor. One day he brought a LIVE garter snake from a field. He didn't bring it up to me though, he put it in front of the door that belonged to this lady that lived in the condo below where I lived at the time. He then retreated to the shade of a bush and positioned himself so that he could watch the door. Each time that snake thought it could make a run for it, Pounce put him right back in front of the door. I think he was waiting to see how the aldy reacted when she opened her door to find the snake.

Oh thats so funny about the cooked sausage. I have 3 of them but they are not aloud out only one is. Because I got her as a stray in my yard so she needs to go out and she will bring me alot of mice back and put it right by the door. Like here mom I got this for you. I always scream so loud.LOL Silly old cat.

this year so far we have had 1 used femidom, 1 malard duck, a variety of field mice, a selection of young Rabits and a variety of small wild birds blessed be

you know, at one time, my cat gave me a hair clip. A garbage, a small rat, ballpen and a mirror. I don't know where it came from, but i still used the mirror and the hairclip.

We had a mostly white tabby cat. She had several litters of kittens before we had her spayed and loved being a momma. She would bring us all the normal things but occasionally she would bring the neighbors kittens home. Once she snuck a possum onto the porch and was raising it behind some paneling.She was feeding it fish heads when my dad caught fish and cleaned them in the back yard.