Do you have a mylot stalker?
By silvernutbar
@silvernutbar (904)
United States
June 6, 2007 12:59am CST
I've been told I have a few mylot stalkers. People who follow me around and want to post on everything I post about just to get my attention. I don't tink that's the case, it feels more like I simple meet them in passing. How about you. do you have people wo seem to never stop being in the same posts as you and constantly comment on your posts?
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@JackBravo (970)
• United States
6 Jun 07
yep, they're right. i'm your stalker. sorry.
oh. wait. i'm confused.
i'm actually stalking salma hayek - yep, that's it. that sounds right...
@silvernutbar (904)
• United States
6 Jun 07
You too? I usd to stalk salma hayek, till I found out she was secretly stalking me. it confused me to no end and I eventually wound up in a love triangle with her and carmen electra. They couldn't handle my love so we had to part on friendly terms. The secret to stalking salma is to send her pink salmon on tuesdays, delivered by a man holding a felt hot filled with obsession perfume with a single purple plum floating in it... it's the most definite way in.
@JackBravo (970)
• United States
6 Jun 07
oh hot damn....i've been doing it wrong this whole time! It was supposed to be on TUESDAYS???? crap, that explains the cops.
@dedicated_28 (1383)
• United States
8 Jun 07
Hi scottie. About the whole stalker thing..i would genuinely like to apologize. I'm so sorry to have followed you around and commented on your posts. I'll have to try to watch what I do and say from now on , what will i ever do with myself now? i just can't seem to help myself when you constantly keep moanin, " ahhh aly bear, don't stop"...lol i love you baby=)
@silvernutbar (904)
• United States
8 Jun 07
mmm... good to know baby bear. Cmon baby bear.. say it again... louder... like you love it... PLEEEASE..
