do you know a funny joke or a funny story?

there was a women. she went to the doctor as she was having pain in her stomach. soctor after checkin her asks he rthat she has to take off her clothes to get her examined thoroughly. dhe said i' can't, i feel shy. doctor said ok i switch off the lights and it would be easier for u. doctor switched off the light. lady after taking off her clothes said, where should i put them, doctor said, there on the chair where i have put mine!

A toilet bowl was inlove with a sh*t.. Sh*t: (crying) We can't be together, cause everytime I'm with you, I'm being flushed! 1 day the toilet bowl was left unflushed and the sh*t stayed there.. The toilet bowl felt happy and said nothing.. Just look into the sh*t and started singing: "Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no. Cause I got you babe. Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no. Cause I got you..."