The Funniest Thing You've Heard On A Department Store Intercom
By gingisnapz
@gingisnapz (738)
United States
June 8, 2007 12:05am CST
One day, I was at work and suddenly one of the ladies got on there and said, "If you had a dog in your car, it just jumped out the window." Every one of us in the break room looked surprised since that's not something we normally hear.
Another occasion, one of the ladies said, "I need lawn and garden to dial 116...I need someone to dial 116...will someone just dial 116...dangit!" What's funny about that is she was in Lawn and Garden right. She forgot where she was.
Anyone else ever heard any funny announcements?
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
9 Jun 07
at walmart:"will the mother of the little blonde streaker please come to housewares"
i guess she turned her back and off he went.
the whole store was laughing at that one.
@gingisnapz (738)
• United States
9 Jun 07
Oh my gosh! LOL. That is hilarious :)
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@ScarletAlston (2693)
• United States
8 Jun 07
the funniest thing I ever heard was around opening hours, the general manager got his head stuck in the bannister on the staircase...people were calling for him for about two hours until someone finally announced his head was stuck..
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@gingisnapz (738)
• United States
8 Jun 07
Oh my gosh, now that is hilarious. That's something that someone announced his head was stuck. He he he
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@gingisnapz (738)
• United States
8 Jun 07
That is true. I've been in the store after 1:00 a.m. and heard someone talking like Scooby Doo. It was hilarious.
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