pick up lines!!!
By emo_rilz
@emo_rilz (208)
United States
5 responses
@santuccie (3384)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Do you have a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her when I meet the woman of my dreams. ;)
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@santuccie (3384)
• United States
12 Jun 07
I thought you might like that one. The first time I heard it was when someone used it on one of my friends. Her face was completely flushed in a few seconds. :)
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@santuccie (3384)
• United States
12 Jun 07
OMG, that's just bad! So, do you perform, or do you just go to gigs?
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@pallidyne (858)
• United States
8 Jun 07
This only works in the freezer aisle of grocery stores:
"Are you sure you should be here? It's very dangerous! You could melt all this stuff!"
You said you wanted corny!
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@liana_pescarus (1168)
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12 Jun 07
never really though about it... i think the best pickup line was something like "one day, God made a few little angels and let them play... but one of them fell. did you hurt yourself?" :)
@porkpie182 (261)
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12 Jun 07
Guy "are you tired?"
Girl "No why?"
Guy " Because youve been running through my mind all night"
Corny or what?
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