Paris Freaking Hilton

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Normally I'm not the kind of person to follow the exploits of celebrities or their mishaps and idiocies, but Paris Hilton just cracks me the hell up. One night in the slammer for her DUI and she spazzes out so hard that they send her home on house arrest. Give me a freaking break. I'm glad the judge sent her scuzzy @ss back behind bars so she can serve her time and maybe learn a lesson about the REAL WORLD. Personally, I'd pay money to see her cry and go into full-fledged panic attacks. " The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing 5h1t they throw on you. And when they put you in that cell, and those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. Whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it." The Shawshank Redemption. There's a quote for you to suck on, Paris. When you get out that is...