What If There Was A Ninth Rule To "Fight Club"?

Fight Club soap logo - Now infamous, the cake soap logo was given out to those who attended the premiere of the film when it was first released.
@freak369 (5113)
United States
June 11, 2007 9:51pm CST
If you could recreate the film and add a ninth rule to the list ... what would it be? If you aren't up on the complete list of the rules, here they are: 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight. So what your your ninth rule be? Mine would have to be: 9th RULE: If a chick beats Brad Pitt she gets to take him home for the night.
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@inked4life (4224)
• United States
12 Jun 07
9TH RULE : you must watch the ending of Fight Club 3 times to fully understand what just happened one of the all time great endings...up there with Sixth Sense and Angel Heart
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
12 Jun 07
OMG!!! They both had awesome endings .. that and The Village .. I so totally didn't expect that one!
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@eden32 (3973)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Another Bruce Willis that needs three viewings would be 12 Monkeys. Loved the movie despite scratching my head in confusion at the end the first time I watched it :)
@eden32 (3973)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Oh I like your ninth rule and I feel confident that I could take him in a fight ;) Ed Norton how he looked in American History X wouldn't be such a bad prize for a won fight either!
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
12 Jun 07
I guess if we could pick which Norton we would be taking home .. then maaayyybbeeee we could strike up a deal. When he was in American History X and he was all buff at the beginning .. ummm yeah, I'd be ALL over that.
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@eden32 (3973)
• United States
12 Jun 07
He has cool hands too. I have this 'thing' about men's hands. They must be the right combo of graceful looking but also look like they work for a living, and they should move right. Mr. Norton has one of the best sets of hands ;)
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@FSCAries (881)
• United States
12 Jun 07
I think you are breaking the first rule! Just kidding, but as I was reading through your question I was thinking of a good ninth rule, but then once I saw yours, I think I would have to agree! I just wouldn't want him to turn back into the other main character when we were doing our thing! Haha.
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
12 Jun 07
True, true, true! Ed Norton isn't all that bad but he sure isn't Brad Pitt!!!
• United States
14 Aug 08
Mine would probably the same rule of Project Mayhem. "You do not ask questions".