How did you escape?

I employed the help of Scotty on the Enterprise from the future. He simply beamed me out of the alien ship to a far away planet. From there I hitched a ride on the Nostromo from Alien and had to battle that big ugly creature. I sneaked away and managed to call AAA and they came and picked me up. Unfortunately, I dialed the wrong AAA and got the Antares Alien Association and they took me to some place called Antares, which is the big orange star in Scorpio some 600 light years away. I am now marooned on the farthest planet in that system. Since I ran out of quarters, I can't phone home and feel like ET. Any suggestions would be welcome since I am now Lost In Space with Penny Marshall. Hmm, that might not be half bad...lol. But that pesky Dr Smith has gotta go...

I was very fortunate that I had eaten chilli the day I was abducted. No sooner had the anal probe gone in than I got a masive bout of gas which shot the probe out of my a$$ and through the giant black eyeball of the alien who was examining me. I skinned him and, donning his flesh and stealing his English/Biavian translation book, headed to the transportation room wher I was beamed back down to hunt for more humans...I slipped out of the rotting flesh immediately and headed back home. I was just about to start a new discussion talking about this when I saw your post....what a coincidence.

Seeing as everyone where I work thinks I look like the picture of Tinkerbell that is on my jacket, I used my fairy wings and pixie dust. While I was at it, I sprinkled all the humanoids I could find and helped them fly out the window with me! We flew to NeverLand and joined the Lost Boys for a sumptuous meal and some games.

Escaped? I thought that myLot was and is the mother ship? Some of the members here seem to belong on it anyhow me included. Hahaha! Enjoy this photo. It actually looks like an alien shadow as the media portrays them anyhow. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~

Escape...get real! They didn't want me. They have the ability to recognize true mental illness and instability when they see it and I was right off of their scales for having the ability to mutate into any number of dangerous beings just by altering the chemicals in my brain. Altering chemicals is good !!! Mu-ha-ha!

they let me go for fear of me taking over

i was going around and around,,flying up the hills and over the town,,when i saw an alien space ship and followed me everywhere,,but i just made wild turns to avoid the ship!.Everytime i wanted to fuel my own ship,,i noticed that the alien ship was waiting for me far,,so they tough i didnt saw them,but i knew them and where they were.I just left like a rocket and they kept following me,,but now im into my base,,and they still outside waiting for me to go out again!!!!!

Well considering for many years the US government called me a "Legal Alien" I did not break any laws it was a nice little immigration inpector who helped me escape.

Escape??? why would I want to escape? that would be like, like - treason some how. I am greatly honored here and get all the mylotting time I desire. But dang, dial-up from the outter galaxies sure is a detriment, and it sure is difficult to get a phone line to extend this far, but you know that walmart - they have everything! and they are everywhere! did you know that Walmart is not just the One World new order store, but the One Universe stop and shop as well? yep, you got it, on this ship there is a mega walmart. I've got everything I need here - sure, it is my own little world, but they know me here - and like me anyway.

I didn't escape. I partied with the aliens and we had a great time. It started by me challenging them to a drinking contest before they were going to execute me (I figured that I'd lose, but hey, at least it'd ease the pain). Well, I did lose, but we had so much fun and I helped bail 'em out of trouble (there was an alien cop who pulled them over and told them that it wasn't "human season" and since they didn't have hunting permits anyway, so they'd be going to jail and getting fined, but I told 'em we were just hanging out so he let them off the hook), so they let me live and now we all keep in touch thanks to Mylot and Myspace.

I made friends with one of the aliens. Ever seen the movie 'free willie'? I think the aliens are making a movie about 'free ocalhoun' now.