What's the weirdest thing your parents ever told you...

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... and expected you to believe? Here's mine: I grew up in a very white town. I can only remember seeing two black people before I went to grade school. I knew nothing at all about race. The only black person I knew was a man named Don, who was the head cook at the restaurant where my mother worked. Don was a big, powerful tree-trunk of a man, with smooth, beautiful skin so dark he was nearly blue-black in strong light. He had a lovely baritone singing voice, and I would sit on a stool in the kitchen for hours, coloring while he sang songs and told stories about his boyhood in the South, or funny things that happened to him in the Army. I looked forward to going to work with my mom, so I could see my good friend Don. I didn't realise until much later how very busy he was, but he took the time to keep me occupied and out of my mother's hair. My mom worked the dinner shift and then the bar, so when I got tired, Don would make up the cot in the manager's office and carry me in there with the lights out, so I didn't see the nudie pictures on the wall. I asked my mother once, why is Don's skin so much darker than everyone else's? She told me he had been horribly injured in World WarII, and the dark skin was his scar. She said he was very sensitive about it, and I should never, ever say anything to him about it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you beat that?