A royal Flush beats a full bowl.
By herrbaggs
@herrbaggs (1308)
United States
June 15, 2007 11:59am CST
Have you ever gone over someones house, like a relative,aquantance or friends parents on a first date. While engaged in conversation felt the urge to deposit a few days worth of burrito's from Taco bell? While dispensing said burrito's you realise that something has gone terribly amiss? And when you take a look see, you are confronted with a huge volcanic mass protruding high above sea level. You are horrified and realise that there is no way this can be gotten rid of in a conventional manner. What do you do? 1, climb out the bathroom window in search of new horizons, 2 Crumble into a catonic mass upon the floor. 3 Slip out to the garden shed insearch of a garden trowel and flower pot. What did you do please tell us we are all ears and have a clothes pin on our nose.
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
16 Jun 07
boy did that poor girl ever pick a bad place to be off-topic...
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
16 Jun 07
Are you sure you want these kind of friends?
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@Woodpigeon (3710)
• Ireland
16 Jun 07
I would probably go for number two. Or if the window was big enough I might try for number three if I thought I could manage unseen. I have never been that particular offender and I hope I never am, but I think every single kid that any of my kids know have come to my house and done that and none of them flush. They are all perfectly capable of going so, and the toilet works just fine, they just seem supremely proud of themselves. It seems to be some sort of rite of innitiation and I find it more than a little alarming, as I am the main toilet cleaner.
Hang on. Are my kids with me on this visit? I ould just blame it on one of them. All smells are their or the dog's fault, anyhow. That is just standard operating procedure everywhere, isn't it?
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
16 Jun 07
I have an idea, if you are someplace strange, just claim homestead rights and stay there untill it solidifies and then hire a fork lift to remove it and tell people it is an archological find and you are taking it to the museum of fine farts. It could work!
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@sirensanssmile (3764)
• Netherlands
17 Jun 07
I have not had this happen and I can not even begin to imagine what I would do.
We'll find out soon enough because I am coming to your house. :)
I know something similar happened to my old roommate. He plugged up the toilet at the dance club and just left it there for others to find. He was actually rather proud of it later when he told me about it. heh
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
15 Jun 07
Oh yes don't be too sure of yourself, any body that finds mylot fufilling could probably stop up the over flow pipe at boulder dam.
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@fallenangelteegra (235)
• United States
15 Jun 07
1.turn off water valve under toilet so no over flow!!
2. look for plunger if no plunger kick bowl see if it works if it dont then ......go to hostes and ask for plunger!!
3. if no plunger then get coat hanger and go fishing to unstop toilet!
having two kids you tend to loose some of your humility!!!
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@fallenangelteegra (235)
• United States
15 Jun 07
sorry but desperate means makes for desperate messures... but just to let you know I didnt go fishing my boyfriend at the time did... he is the one who messed up the toilet bowl!!!! :D But because of his habit of killing bowls i didnt take him hardly anywhere!!! ROFL and I am sure you understand why!
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@fallenangelteegra (235)
• United States
15 Jun 07
oh and a question... have you had kids... that like to try and flush your watch, their shoes, basically whatever they can get their hands on... the coat hanger is a good way to retrive the items that stop up toilets!!!
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
15 Jun 07
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! I will never eat again.
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