jokes
By bruxedo
@bruxedo (773)
France
June 15, 2007 9:35pm CST
1
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
2
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
3
When is a school paper not a school paper?
When it's turned into the teacher.
4
What do flies wear on their feet?
Shoos.
5
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
6
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.
7
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
8
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
9
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
10
What do you say when a dog runs away?
Dog-gone!
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@ssh123 (31073)
• India
16 Jun 07
I also used to respond to the discussions which contained jokes. Later when they removed the topic, all responses and comments disappeared. I lost quiet a few points. Another thing is you should not put the discussion topic in capital letters. If you put, the topic will not be deleted but they may reduce the points.
