The weather hates me

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I'm being serious, today it rained only twice once on my way to work and again on my way home, in between it was lovely and sunny. The one on the way back was the worst, i left work in the sunshine got on the train and a cloud seemed to form above the train which just kept getting bigger and darker until i got off the train and onto my bike and it released the entire contents of the atlantic ocean onto my head, i swear the weather is trying to kill me i was blinded and almost fell off my bike. But that didn't kill me so then the lightning started and was aiming for my house. Do you think the weather god is after me? what do you think i've done to angry him?