Mature Joke

@Spjutulf (236)
Sweden
October 24, 2006 7:55am CST
The mother is leaving her daugther in the kindergarten and says: Mother: Give me a kiss on the mouth Daugther: No The mother gets a bit embarrased, because other parents are looking at her. Employ of the kindergarten: Why dont you want to kiss your mother on the mouth? Daughter: Becasue that is where she had my dads "willie", this morning.
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daxdax
@daxdax (140)
• Finland
24 Oct 06
Hah! Nice one. :P I can imagine if something like this happened in real life, which probably has happened too.
Spjutulf
@Spjutulf (236)
• Sweden
24 Oct 06
Actuallt this has happend in real life. I odnt know where but it has happend.
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satyamss
@satyamss (870)
• India
5 Jan 07
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?" "Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "Im a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"