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Don't just keep the jokes for yourself, don't be selfish. Share with us at here! Let me start a few here first... Dood: Did you hear about silkworms who had a race? Dude: It ended in a tie. Dood: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Dude: So he could be polyunsaturated. Dood: What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine? Dude: Five metres of barbed wire!! ------------------------------------------- Dood: How much do pirates pay to have their ears pierced? Dude: A buck-an-ear. Dood: How did the pirate stop smoking? Dude: He used the patch. Dood: How do pirates navigate? Dude: They use the staaaaaarrrrrrs. -------------------------------------------- Dood the teacher: There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. Dude the student: So, what are the words?