Funniest joke

India
June 21, 2007 3:15am CST
Little kid walks in to a taxi and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow i'd be a little bull."the driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,who continues with, "If my dad was an Elephant and my mom a girl elephant i would be a little elephant."The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry and yells at the kid,"What if your dad was a drunker and your mom was a slave?!"The kid smiles and says,"I would be a taxi driver!"
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@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
21 Jun 07
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down 'cause I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I'd also like whipped cream on top. I know you'll forget that so you'd better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then went fuming into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."
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