drinking sessions
By rickyflair8
@rickyflair8 (24)
Philippines
June 23, 2007 8:25am CST
do you usually drink with friends? i do, sometimes. but i've been sober for more than a year. but i do miss those days. we can express anything. get to laugh at the first ones who puke. and just laugh out loud w/o caring who might see or catch your attention!! haha!! everyone has roles in a drinking session.
1. "bar tender" - the one who pours the beer, vodka, lambanog, or whatever drink, and he/she passes the first glass!
2. free loader - the one who acts out that he/she's so drunk and falls asleep. thus, can't pay the bill for the food and drinks!
3. the bed headed - the first one to fall asleep or the first one who gets dizzy
tip: when a member gets dizzy, form a group of 3 or more, who still are sober, and raise your arms and wave them from left to right simultaneously (just like in a rock concert when the band sings a love song). this will make him/her the weakest link!
4. the weakest link - the one who pukes first
5. the chosen one - the one who is assigned to got to the store to buy drinks and food.
6. the poser - when everyone seems to be drunk, there's this one who acts like that he's drunk. shouts out loud, laughs out loud. no one will notice anyway, cuz their all drunk. the other poser is the one who acts like he's drinking, but nothing really enters his mouth.
7. superman - the one who has already drank so much but can still stand!!
which one are you?!:P you can add more to the list. please do!!
3 responses
@jessiesmom (15)
• Canada
25 Jun 07
I used to drink with my friends every weekend until i found out i was pregnant and had my daughter. Don't drink much anymore. Friends i used to party with aren't around anymore. and the ones that are around don't drink much. i think I would be Superwoman. I could drink all nite and still stand! but i'd suffer for it it the next day!!
@rickyflair8 (24)
• Philippines
25 Jun 07
haha!! nice one!! take good care of ur baby!! she's a blessing..:D
@rickyflair8 (24)
• Philippines
23 Jun 07
nice one!!:P i'ld also wanna add something up:
7. the martyr - just like superman. but this guy can still keeps on drinking even though he can't take it anymore!
@kyran_12 (643)
• India
15 Jul 07
i have a poem in answer to this :-
I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.
Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
but it just a funny poem don take it seriously.........cheers