The Ballad of the noob

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Gather round everyone Im going to tell you a tale Once apon a time In the early morn In the town of Northshire a noob was born And he streched and blinked in the morning light And he saw a big Seed that was standing there With a yellow exclamation parked over his hair So the noob asked his just what there was to fight So the noob was orderd to kill some cobols and he ran right over and did what was told But by the time it was over the noob was nearly done "im way to uber for the likes of this place" He said... "I think its time to pick up the paste" So he boldly left town even though he was only level one He walked through the feilds And crossed the river until he enterd a place that made most noobs shiver It was Duskwood Where the undead the land Well the trees were scary and so was the grass But the noob saw someone rideing up the path So he put up his arm and waved one noobish hand When the rider got close the noob could see He had just help a hoard that was level 60 Not only that he was flaged for PVP Now must most folks would of turned and run But that noob decided to do something dumb He stood in the road and gave that hoard some grief *does the chicken dance* At the hoard was a little surprised By the noob who obviously wanted to die But then the hoard laghed so hard he even shed some tears "Hey this guy got a certain appeal" "So Ill tell you what noob Ill make you a deal" "You beat me...ILL GIVE YOU ALL MY GEAR" So the noob got out his little short sword And started to wack away at the hoard Who just sat there laughing his but off in the road "Ill let him whale on me for a while" The Hoard said to himself as he smiled "THEN BAM! IT WILL ALL BE OVER FOR THAT CHOOB!" So about this time in real life the hoard got a call from his Ex-wife So he wonderd if he should answer the phone or stay "well that noob wont beat me in a million years" " So if Im away a few minutes, who cares" So he got up to get the phone and went afk But that little noob he hacked and slashed as if each strock was earning him cash Very slowly, he went away that hoards hp And the hoards Ex kept him on the phone Much longer then he thought hed be gone And when he hung up, it felt like an hour or three Well the hoard finnaly got himself back to the screen and what he saw there nearly made him scream! That noob had littled his Hp down to eight! The hoard flew toward keybord to lift his mace But that noob let fly with a fly to the face And that hoard then crashed to the ground a slip second to late We better turn on that word filter *runs back to death spot* mutha ****** little ***** *** ****** Well the hoard new that hed been beat and he cleard his throught and looked down at his feat and that noob danced around like hed gone mad And the hoard said "Well Im a man of my word" "Well heres all my stuff and you look absurd" and he handed that noob every last thing he had The noob rode away with all of his prizes While the hoard just sat there and cried out his eyes At this point my tale is nearly done In asaroth, they still tell the tale Of the noob who left town looking for glory And took on a level 60 If you would like to see the animated version of this story, go to this link http://www.youtube.com.com/watch?v=iPOZFuIW3TQ Welll the morel of thus story is that you should never go afk while being flaged PVP, as even I noob could own you