Most Embarrassing Episode at the Shops.....

@Calais (10893)
Australia
June 30, 2007 3:58pm CST
Whats your most embarrassing episode that you have had at the shops. I was out horse riding one morning and on the way home I had to go to the shops to get a couple of things. I did notice people looking at me and I thought oh maybe because Im dirty from riding that didnt worry me though. I was waiting at the checkout and I bent down to get some chocolates, and I thought WHOA !!! There was a cold breeze. To my utter embarrassment I realised that I had split my tight jeans all the way and I was wearing a G string underneath, I turned around in utter horror to find everyone staring at me....I was red as a beetroot. What could you do ? So I just said, that I wanted to give you's a thrill on your boring shopping adventure. Hope you enjoyed the show....Some laughed and some were still in shock.
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9 responses
@mummymo (23706)
1 Jul 07
lol Bet you did it on purpose you exhibitionist you! lol Usually the kids embarrass me - can't think of anything I have done! Thanks for the giggle sweets!xxx
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
LOL....Oh Yes of course....I could not have done it any better if I tried, it was classical.
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@kayrod2 (1304)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
I am sure i would of been one of the people laughed. It would also have been at the shocked ones watching as well. I would of been so embarrassed if this happened to me. I cant think of anything i have down at the shops that has been really embarrassing, but i know we used to act like total idiots in the shops when we were younger. Best wishes to you, calais
@Calais (10893)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
Good, Im glad that you would have had a laugh.
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• India
4 Aug 07
oh thats a very nice discuession.. its made my day.. but i am yet to think of anything i have done.. will get back
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
LOL..Ok I will be awaiting..
@fawcey (926)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
I dont think I have an emmbarassing story from the shops, but If I had been present when your little flashing took place I would have smiled slyly and then elbowed my hubby to have a look. It would have made his day no doubt, he normally hates shopping but that would have changed that!! lol
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
Hahahaha...Gee thanks, so you wouldnt tap me on the shoulder quietly and save my dignity...
@fawcey (926)
• Australia
14 Jul 07
Well now that I know you I would tap you on the shoulder and spare you any more embarrassment( after still having a good look of course!) My first comment would be if you were a complete stranger, but if I knew the person I would of course let them know, how quickly would depend on the quality of what was on display!! LOL
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@laridbz (1280)
• China
6 Jul 07
Hahahaahahaha! Now, that's something!! I wish I was there to see it! :D I'm afraid I don't have any exciting experiences like yours. Once I went to the shopping with some cosmetics all over my face and didn't realize it. Well, I noticed people looking at me on the streets, so I suspected there was something wrong with me. I put my hands on my face, and all that white stuff came to my fingers. Well, I cleaned it as fast as I could, before I got there. Compared to your story, it's nothing! :D
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
6 Jul 07
LOL....Thanks...I would rather what you did happen to me...I am usually sooo shy but I just had to say someting at that very difficult moment.
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@laridbz (1280)
• China
12 Jul 07
Thanks for the best response, sweetie!
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@tredale (1309)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
This made me laugh, what a great response. I can tell you a couple of embarrassing shopping experiences, maybe this is why I hate shopping so much these days. I was pregnant with my first child when my waters broke in the dry food section. I was raced to the car by my partner. I am unsure who was more embarrassed me or him. He had to tell the lady at the counter there was a mess in lane 3.lol, second one was when my eldest daughter was 3. I was shopping with a friend and I thought she had my daughter and she thought I had her. We soon found that the icecream freezer had her and a whole heap of icecream containers where open and a whole heap of shoppers laughing. I was so embarrassed that my dear friend said she was with her and grabbed her out. I have never been back to that shop or taken my kids shopping with a friend again. Now they have to stand with me at all times.lol
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
OMG, I couldnt imagine how you must have felt when your waters broke....I dont blame you , I dont like shopping either, especially because its a local shop and I have to go there..I am soooo embarassed everytime I walk in there.
@waynet (2650)
30 Jun 07
My most embarrassing moment at the shops was when my trousers fell down, I'd been meaning to get a new belt, but me being a typical bloke thought I'd do it next week or something, but no the trousers fell down and my nobbly knees were left standing and my tighty whiteys just on show, I did think of trying to do a lame dance routine just so it looked like I meant to do it but I ditched this idea and ran as fast as I could and never went back to that place again!!
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
LOl....Nobblies were knocking....Are you sure that it was your knees ?? Its great when its not your local shops then you never have to go there again...
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
3 Jul 07
roflmao....oh dear calais...I don't reckon anyone will be able to top that. I've only ever discovered that i'm wearing my shirt inside out or had a huge ladder in my pantyhose. A friend where I used to work was mortifid as she stepped off the bus coming to work one day to discover she was wearing odd shoes. Another story, a customer told me how embarrassed she was because she'd jumped in the car barefoot thinking she had shoes in the car, only to discover that they weren't there...there was just a ratty old pair of gardening shoes. LOL.
@Calais (10893)
• Australia
3 Jul 07
hahaha...Thanks !!!! It was quite embarrassing....Thanks for your other stories I had a giggle.
@twils2 (1812)
• United States
9 Jul 07
Hi Calais, I'm just imagining something like that happening like that in front of me and getting smacked by my wife for staring. I think my most embarrassing story would be when me and my girlfriend at the time were getting ready to go to a wedding and after she got out of the shower she relized that the only oair of pantyhose she had got a run in them. So being the nice guy I am, I offered to go get her a pair. Well she gave me the size and color and off I went to the store and after I got them and was checking out the cashier started laughing and no matter what I said she was determined to think they were mine. Heck, they werent even my size. lol. Anyway, thats my story. Take care, Terry
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@Calais (10893)
• Australia
9 Jul 07
LOL.....LOL....LOL... And dont you just hate it when the checkout operators dont believe you, and you just seem to dig yourself in deeper...Hehehehe
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