Jeff Foxworthy comments on Mississippi-Funny!

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Jeff Foxworthy comments on Mississippi-Funny! Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Mississippi... ***If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Mississippi. ***If "Vacation" means going any where south of Tupelo for the weekend, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Mississippi . ***If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Mississippi. ***If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Mississippi. ***If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Mississippi friends & others, you definitely live in Mississippi