The Parrot

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A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious, but she continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and the parrot said once more, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store to complain. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey lady!", it said. "Yes?" "You know."