15 pieces of advise to all the women out there & be passed on to your daughters
By melodyv
@melodyv (1)
Philippines
July 2, 2007 3:58pm CST
hello people, this 15 things was emailed to me from a friend..what do you think guys? is this true?
1-Dont imagine you can change a man -unless he's in diapers.
2-what do you do if your boyfriend walk out? you shut the door
3-If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4-Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5-Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6-Men are all the same -they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7-Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8-Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9-Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10-Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11-If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital
12-The children of israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13-If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14-Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15-Sadly all men are created equal.
1 response
@creematee (2810)
• United States
2 Jul 07
Thank you for this chuckle! Men--can't live with them, Don't want to live without them. :)