What would you do if your cat owned you?

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If my cat owned me the way I owned her, I think that my attitudes would change. I'd probably become more loving and appreciative and less judgemental. And I'd know that I would be utterly devoted to my (master) cat. I might even test my cat's patience sometime by begging for food, scratching the vet, tinkling a little outside the litterbox, etc. Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to go too far! My playful, mischievous behavior could land me in a shelter or outside. And after being inside for so long, I doubt very much if I'd ever want to go out anyway.