Jokes
By poojita
@poojita (11)
India
July 6, 2007 7:14am CST
Dead Husband
A women goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so i'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's linen face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will i be found guilty?"
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@ranjeetkolarkar (1595)
• India
12 Jul 07
that was a real funny joke.
thanks for sharing and keep sharing such wonderful ones.
@surveygrrl (1270)
• United States
6 Jul 07
LMAO! That is funny.
I never thought about posting jokes on here.
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