Do you have any crazy people in your town?

I am a 911 Dispatcher and I think almost everyone is crazy..lol. The best one is this old guy that every so often sees 6 inch people running amuck. He calls 911 and says they are exposing themselves, running all over people's cars. Getting run over. Throwing things. You have to hear this guy. Once he said they were riding miniature motorcycles and we better hurry up because they were getting away !!

Another strange thing I have seen in this town. A woman was standing at a busy intersection. When her light turned green, she walked out to the center median, dropped her pants and took a dump.

We used to have a neighbor we called Pajama Man. He wore his pajamas all the time in the winter whether he was picking up his paper, walking the dog, doing yard work. In the summer it was just his boxers. He was mean old man. He would mow his lawn and run his mower over half of my lawn so my grass would be 2 different heights. He was always imagining my son had done something to him and he would come over and try to break down our door. Once when things got really bad I had to call the police. They heard my side of the story and gave me the "yeah, yeah, what a load of whooey" attitude. Then they went and talked to him. They came back to my house, red in the face and holding their breath. When they got inside, they burst out laughing and said "You weren't kidding, that guy is CRAZY."