i have to go to bed now

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i drink so much cider i scared i pee the bed. my granny will slap my buttocks with a slipper. i am so drunk but only want to break one person. all people nice bar one. i get him when i sober up. i snap him big hairy arsewipe that he is. i love everybody else and wait for my lady partner. i crush her with manhug and spit out baby's. i new to that as never been bare with lady. goodnight and god bless. i tell doctor he make good recommendation and i be back when i sobered up. i so drunk. night night.