i no get any girl love for pee rod.
By Ken_Smith
@Ken_Smith (240)
July 21, 2007 10:29am CST
i need advice on romancing of lady partners. i stop peeing out window and cut back on drinks that give me dizzy head. but what i say to start talk? they run away if i say i love them or they willy slappers and want money for lady cuddle.
give me good thing to say at start of romance.
thank you.
i invite all to wedding. you all come.
my family back in homeland be jealous if i no marry cousin.
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6 responses
@Ken_Smith (240)
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21 Jul 07
i hope so soon. where you live. i pop round for coffee and big iced bun.
i buy.
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@wooitsmolly (3613)
• United States
21 Jul 07
Take my advice. Girls don't just want to see you use your pee rod for peeing out windows. They want to be smacked in the face with it. Especially if you are in public.
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@deebomb (15304)
• United States
21 Jul 07
Hello Ken. It's good that you stopped peeing out the window. It is also a good thing to cut back on the drinks that make you dizzy. When you meet a lady you can't start by saying that you love them. It scares them. Start by asking "HOw are you?" Did you have a good day. then talki about the weather. Iknow you are in a hurry but finding a lifetime lady partner is a slow process. Just talk to her about every day things. like the nice things that happened at your job and her job. If you have been around these ladies when you were peeing out the window and drinking until you got dizzy it will take time for them to see that you are different. So go slow.
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@Ken_Smith (240)
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21 Jul 07
i go slow for now. i sit in house with gran snoring like wounded walrus. i drink her sherry. i have to much anyway.
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@petra_premenstral (199)
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6 Oct 07
your not ken! you are blonde and a woman!
you are janette!!!!!!
im calling the mylot police!