Little Johnny Jokes
@platypusoperations (61)
Australia
July 22, 2007 2:55am CST
Does anyone have any Little Johnny Jokes to share? I'm running a competition on my blog, jokevault.blogspot.com, & will kick off with the first one.
One day Little Johnny says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father says: Oh, do you have anyone special in mind?
Johnny says: Grandma.
Father: So yo uwant to marry my mother?
Johnny: Why not, you married my mother.
2 responses
@BELMCstar (1341)
• Australia
19 Oct 07
The kids in Little Johnny's class are asked to use the word contagious in a sentence at school.
Sarah steps up and says - I had the mumps and it was contagious.
Peter steps up and says - My sister had the chickenpox and it was contagious.
It keeps going like this, until Little Johnny steps up with his sentence.
My dad lent the man next door the mower and it took the contagious to bring it back.
