Blonde Needed Some Money

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There was a blonde who wanted to make some money,so she decided to kidnap a child and hold him fox ransom. She went to the park and grabbed a boy and pulled him behind a tree. She wrote a note that said: I`ve kidnapped your son! Leave a bag of 10,000 dollars next to this tree tomorrow at 3 pm. --Signed: A Blonde. Then she pinned the note to kid`s shirt and sent him home to show his mom. She went back the next day and sure enough, there was a bag. She looked in the bag and found 10,000 dollars along with a note that said: Here`s your money; but, how could you do this to a fellow blonde? --Signed:Another Blonde.