Blonde Speeder

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Ablonde was driving down a highway and all of sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop. When the gets there he says to the blonde, "Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone." The blonde says, "No, I wasn`t. The sign back there said 43." To this the cop snaps back, "Lady, look... that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and your doing 43 miled an bour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone." The blonde repeats her story again, claiming she was not speeding. The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do. After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, "Bill, you`d better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we`ll never catch her."