How Harry Potter can butcher Voldemort in 4 funny ways.
By rekhum
@rekhum (2420)
India
July 25, 2007 7:43pm CST
The flavor of the season boy,Harry Potter has come up with four ways to get rid of the Dark Lord,Voldemort.
1. Put him on a blind date with Dolores Umbridge.
2. Send him a Howler, which when opened yells out, ‘Avada Kedavra’.
3. Place a cardboard cut-out of Dumbledore next to his bed while he’s sleeping so that it’s the first thing he sees when he awakens.
4. He goes on the Oprah show and dies while hearing a three hour lecture about his attitude toward people.LOL
3 responses
@crazypumpkin (501)
• Philippines
1 Aug 07
Let me add:
5. He can send Voldie to latrine duty at Hogwarts and mind you no magic.
6. He can send Voldie to live with Dursley. He'll have to pay board and lodging by doing "chores"
7. He can send him to lake at Hogwarts to become the plaything of the giant squid...
@snookumsnort (313)
• Philippines
30 Jul 07
I laughed so hard on that Howler idea. Hahahahahahaha......
Don't think I can top off your ideas.
@potterfire (117)
• Philippines
28 May 08
These ideas brighten my day! I think they're so funny! Good job! I really liked the Umbridge thing. But maybe they'll talk all day of taking over the Muggle world!
