Attention all gay people and everyone who loves them.
By cyntrow
@cyntrow (8523)
United States
July 27, 2007 7:22pm CST
I found this link and I laughed out loud. I wanted to share it with people who are gay and people who are not, so we could all laugh at the ignorance and, dare I say, stupidity of people who somehow think they know anything.
Please, all gay people, tell me if this is at all familiar to you.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html
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8 responses
@lecanis (16647)
• Murfreesboro, Tennessee
28 Jul 07
I'm only half-gay, do I still get to comment? *giggles*
I was first introduced to the Landover site a few years back actually, but I was told that it wasn't meant to be serious. Is it? Are there really people this stupid?
As for the handshake bit, I don't think I've been to that particular page before. That's hilarious! =p
@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
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30 Jul 07
Is this a real site for christians as I could not believe what I was reading.
Get a free mobile phone if you sign up with Jesus, I was gobsmacked.
As for the handshakes, that was hysterical. My partner is always doing number 3 to me...now I get it!!hee hee
@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
30 Jul 07
From what I understand, the landover baptist church is a real church. The website does seem satirical, though. We can only hope. The problem, though, is whether it is for real or not, there are some who will always believe the outragous.
I take it you didn't get the memo either.
@mummymo (23706)
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30 Jul 07
What a load of trash from a supposedly Christian Church! I am sorry but I could never belong to a church that was so bigoted and ignorant - I only hope that others do not take this as 'gospel' - and yes that pun was intended , after all that is nowhere near as stupid as this website! xxx
@fpd1955 (2074)
• United States
3 Aug 07
If I wasn't laughing so hard I think I would be offended! Too much!
The part about who will play the "girl" during s*x brought back so many memories of my straight friends and their questions. Too many times I have been asked, "Who plays the male role in your relationship?" Duh, neither of us, we are both women and always act as women. There are no males in our relationship!!
I just chalk up ideas such as this as coming from blissful people. Ignorance being bliss!
PEACE
@suspenseful (40193)
• Canada
28 Jul 07
I am not homosexual nor do I love them, but surely there are better ways to tell that a person is a homosexual, like the way two men interact with each other, for instance? Or the way, one acts more like a woman than a man, or their closeness is more than that of two buddies or the way one takes a male role and the other a female role or they announce that they are? But a handshake, well that is rather silly. Anyone can do a funny handshake.
