In Honor of the Motel Room Cleaners

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Here's to the family that lied about the number of people in one room, bugged the room cleaner for extra towels, let the dog pee on one of them, dumped coke on the bedspread, dyed someone's hair and smeared the stain all over the bathroom walls, through trash all over the floor even under the bed and walked on the spilled potato chips. Thanks. The room cleaner looks forward to your return, especially considering the lack of any tip. If it wasn't for guests like you, we'd have nothing to wake up for. Room cleaners, here's your opportunity to thank those wonderful folks who turned in a complaint that the peanuts under the bed were not vacuumed up. Here's your chance to blow off steam for having to handle those bedsheets somebody wiped their dirty butts on. Your chance to voice your opinion about the 2 pennies left on the dresser. Your chance to say what you think about that snot wiped on the wall. Some motel guests are such a delight. Who ever said we keep a black list? Think they'll ever catch on?