MAXINE AND HER 5 NEW BOYFRIENDS!
By twmoores
@twmoores (566)
United States
October 25, 2006 11:16pm CST
MAXINE AND HER 5 NEW BOYFRIENDS!
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I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here
he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves,
Art Ritis shows up
and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay
in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day,
I'm really tired and glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
P.S.
The preacher came to call the other day.
He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I
do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlour, upstairs, in the
kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: "Now, what am I here after?"
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