Post your wackiest Joke here...

ok here's one... this guy named Joe met this girl and really liked her... and they went out on a date , got drunk and finally hit the sack.... the next morning, they woke up totally forgetting what happened last night and their date Joe tossing a hundred dollar bill at the girl: here you go, keep the change.... the girl giving back 10 dollars : what are you kidding? im a professional... well thats the gist of it, im not sure if i told it right...

This ones a tad bit old and a tad bit dirty ... but as a pick up line ... Guy:Hello there i have a question for you Girl: uhh.. yeah Boy: If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Easter, could i spend time between holidays ?!? Girl: Obviously Slaps Boy !!