Late for work.....
By Feona1962
@Feona1962 (7526)
United States
August 4, 2007 5:07pm CST
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.
I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I muttered.
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf.
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, 'I'm not happy'...
To which I replied, 'Well.... which one are you then?'
I know....I'm going to hell..........
from my girlfriend...
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7 responses
@rueandash1 (365)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
well that would make your friend clumsy, did this actually happen? i nearly fell off my chair laughing so hard, that would be right feona just as my back is getting better
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
4 Aug 07
Are you okay? Sorry! I do believe this didn't happen to her..it is very funny...LOL..I thought my hubby and son were going to blow a lung...
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@rueandash1 (365)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
yes what is the chance that you would ever get to rear end a car and a dwarf jumps out so you could use that line, it makes me want to get my license
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@superchook (1786)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
This would have to be the funniest thing I have heard all week. Thanks for the laugh.
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@superchook (1786)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
By the way, I hope he wasn't grumpy hehehe!
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
6 Aug 07
I am not sure. My girlfriend sends me these all the time..It makes for a good laugh.
@webeishere (36313)
• United States
4 Aug 07
Well this was great to read. Thanks for the laff. I needed one. Hope this doesn't get deleted as a joke discussion. Thanks for the laugh.
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
5 Aug 07
You're welcome and I hope it doesn't get deleted either..I totally forgot about that...oops..
@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
5 Aug 07
I wanted to make sure I credited my friend for this article..I didn't put that it was from my friend until the end..I was reading it after I pushed the post comment button and realized you guys might think that this had actually happened to me..I told my hubby and he says,"its too later now." Usually I say who it is from in the beginning...I am really glad you liked it..LOL
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@crazed_moma (1054)
• United States
4 Aug 07
lol and I thought this was serious! Thanks for the giggle.
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
4 Aug 07
Boy, you answered that fast..you are very welcome.
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@Feona1962 (7526)
• United States
5 Aug 07
You are welcome. I thought we were all going to blow a lung here, we were laughing so hard.
