Revenge is sweet... and funny too!
By gmakesmoney
@gmakesmoney (2923)
United States
August 14, 2007 5:05pm CST
So last month I broke up with someone and now for the past two weeks I've been getting all kinds of spam mail to my email that looks like I've signed up for it. He did this once before when we'd had a fight, he signed up under his name but my email for all kinds of information on pay day loans and it gave me soooo much mail that didn't get caught in the filter. Well they've started again and instead of just calling and cursing I've decided on a brilliant idea that my mom actually gave me, lol. Well he lives with his parents and brother and his brother's family... all in all about 18 people in a great big house. All day today I have been signing him up for free samples of tampons, pads and bladder control undergarments. The beauty is that these do not arrive in quiet little boxes, they've got the product name (and sometimes pictures) all over the girly decorated boxes. I've signed him up for the follow up e-mail surveys as well, lol.
I know revenge is childish sometimes and usually I shrug it off but I figured maybe this time he needed to learn a little something. So what have you do in the name of revenge?
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2 responses
@dk_y2k5 (117)
• India
14 Aug 07
hahaha....hahaha...hahaha....hahaha....no wait...hahaahhahaa....hahahaha....lemme finish...hahahaha...hahaha ;)
Truly awesome! This is what I feel after reading the description given here.Hats off to you and thumbs up for the plan ;) Go ahead with it! You're right as in considering it to be childish(as most would think but me..lol) but my dear friend, you must remember, a revenge is a revenge, be it in any form or shape, it should fulfill one thing, one and only one thing, that is, provide you satisfaction. Once that is achieved, no matter what mode of revenge you opted for, Everything is fair in LOVE and WAR...*wink*
How dare can one do such a thing to you and not expect anything in return. You have taken a step ahead by signing him up for those tampons and all...hahaha...i cant help laughing even now. Imagine what his bro and his family would have to say about them. May be he's awaiting one of the toughest stages of his lifetime. :D
As far as I'm concerned, even I love taking revenge, rather i wont spare anyone until my revenge is over. At times even i might act childishly , but then it's all fair. Revenge is sweet only when your opponent tastes bitter ;)
@gmakesmoney (2923)
• United States
15 Aug 07
lol I'm glad someone else enjoyed it! You'll love this... I decided to change his name as well, so the samples will now arive to Mattlikesboys as his first name. His family used to always tease him and say he was gay, wonder what they'll think now?
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@kykidd (6812)
• United States
14 Aug 07
That is hilarious. I would have never thought to have signed an ex up for stuff like this, very creative of you. My boyfriend of 5 years has an ex-girlfriend that keeps calling him even though I have heard him ask her to stop. She has even prank called me at work and we caught her. I wished I could think of something that creative to pay her back.
