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By bigedshult1
@bigedshult1 (1613)
United States
October 26, 2006 11:54am CST
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.
"How come?," his nephew asked.
"My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained.
"Grounded?" the little boy said. "I didn't know planes had parents."
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@bigedshult1 (1613)
• United States
12 Jan 07
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@Serjas (2328)
• India
21 Jan 07
*****************************************************************************************************************************SARDAR'S BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier* Sardar
Hari Singh purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very
happily. On the way the car broke down. Sardarji
came out of the car and opened the bonnet,
trying to fix up the problem.
Immediately began to sweat. By that time
Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally
confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet,
and asked him what was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me
fool.
* They have given me the Car
without the engine."
Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I
have spare engine in the back of my BMW.
You can take that."*
@mridig (202)
• India
9 Jan 07
Items For Prison
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said,
"I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating"...
