Chuck Norris jokes

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They have been around for a while now, chuck norris jokes i mean. Some of them are extremely funny and random. Anyone know how this trend was started? One even appeared on an episode of family guy: Chuck norris doesn't have a chin, beneath his beard is just another fist! Most of the jokes are promoting chuck norris as a supernatural man who can kick anybodie's butt. Guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people Chuck norris does not sleep, he waits. The Chief export of chuck norris is pain. Chuck norris drives an icecream truck covered in human skulls. When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he checks under his bed and in his closet for chuck norris. Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. Chuck norris counted to infinity, twice. Rather than toilet paper, chuck norris prefers to wipe his butt with sandpaper or chainmail. When Chuck NOrris does a pushup, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the world down. Chuck norris can slam a revolving door. On his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. If you google CHuck Norris getting his butt kicked, you will get 0 results. It just doesn't happen. Those are just a few of the good ones, so many more. You have any that I didn't put?