Newly issued alcohol warnings
By AnoChaudhary
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
India
August 20, 2007 12:15pm CST
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
HAAA now that should put off some people atleast LOL lets see :)
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5 responses
@applecartronnie (1984)
• India
20 Aug 07
ano i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk at the moment that what you have written is like dadgdsdbsiwe7i3r4bciurvq734r qiur gry487o7y29752yt igh oirj xije rxiu89t8ytn.
am i right ?
just kidding. nice post baby, keep it up.
sticking to 4 ltrs of water daily is better.
love, apple. dont drink and drive.(for everyone)
@applecartronnie (1984)
• India
21 Aug 07
hi ano, i have been awol today, but was banana. just sleepin and bloody contemplating as usual. same old home thing.
bamf.
cu, love, appple.
@wickedstepma (940)
• United States
30 Aug 07
lol...maybe they should add something about the dangers of typing rambling, mis-spelled emails after consuming a few too many, too!
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
31 Aug 07
LOL yep they should! :) and what about hitting the 'send to all' button with the rambling mis-spelled emails :)
@arkaf61 (10881)
• Canada
21 Aug 07
Hehehehe like these new warnings. People might not avoid getting drunk if they actually placed them in bottles but I'm sure they would get drink with a smile in their faces LOL
Thanks for sharing this one, I enjoyed the laugh specially when I noticed uncle psycho bob was remembered hehe
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
21 Aug 07
LOL see i knew psycho Bob was popular and he must have been one hell of an uncle LOL
@craftcatcher (3699)
• United States
20 Aug 07
Psycho Bob... hey I know that guy! LOL
Ah the old drinking days when I could go out and make a fool of myself and not remember it the next day. Those were the days.
Thank goodness they're over!
