A little stuff about " Difference Between Women And Men"~

Tweet

1.FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 2.EATING OUT:when the bill arrives,Mark,Chris,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None fo them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY : A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom :a toothbrush ,shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that...is the beginning of a new argument. 6.CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking , men kick cats. 7.MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change , but he doesn't .A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does. 8.DRESSING UP : A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book,and get the mail. A man dress up for weddings and funerals. 9.NATURAL : Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.