Heres a fun discussion, Complete the sentences

1. If I had a hammer.......I would be smashing watermelons. 2. Me and you and a dog named......Chucky. 3. Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldnt lay an......ostrich egg. 4.Jeremiah was a bull frog................and then neighbor man is a cockroach. 5. Drip drip drop little april showers.......that started a flash flood. 6. The hills are alive.........with fireants. 7. Sixteen tons, what do ya get..........a back ache. 8. Over hill, over dale...........going on a bear hunt through the woods and across the creek. 9. The ants go marching one by one........discouraged mylotters go marching twenty by twenty. 10. Found a peanut, found a peanut........but I am looking for pennies. Ok, they are not all funny but at least I tried to finish each one.

Okay, here goes: 1. If I had a hammer....I would smash my dispatcher! (Okay, I drive a truck for a living...) 2. Me and you and a dog named.....Mud. 3. Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldn't lay an......easter egg. 4. Jeremiah was a bull frog.....and he couldn't find a girl frog! 5. Drip Drip drop little april showers.....soon followed by May's pretty flowers. 6. The hills are alive....and looking for you! 7. Sixteen tons, what do you get.....a pain in the back! 8. Over hill, over dale......over there's a whale! 9. The ants go marching one by one.......looking for a picnick lunch to steal! 10. Found a peanut, found a peanut.....why couldn't it have been a $20 bill! Okay, I admit I am not very good at this, but at least I tried! LOL

Okay, I'll give it a go! 1. If I had a hammer...my computer would be dust 2. Me and you and a dog named....Polkaroo (think you need to be Canadian to know that one) 3. Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldnt lay an..other little chicky! 4.Jeremiah was a bull frog... and I wish I was his lilypad 5. Drip drip drop little april showers... driving me nuts for hours 6. The hills are alive.... with millions of bee hives 7. Sixteen tons, what do ya get... if it's buckets of water, soaking wet! 8. Over hill, over dale..... will we ever get the mail? 9. The ants go marching one by one... but they wasn't having much fun 10. Found a peanut, found a peanut.... but I prefer cashews LOL! That was fun!

6. The hills are alive... Aaaahhh! No, no, no, quick run, the hills are alive, they're coming, they're aaaahahahahah all the best urban

1. If i had a hammer I WOULD HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE WALL 2. Me and you and a dog named CLIFFORD 3. Oh i had a little chicky and he wouldnt lay an EGG 4. Jeremiah was a bull frog BEFORE 5. Drip drip drop little april showers RAINING DOWN 6. The hills are alive AND BIG 7. Sixteen tons, what do you get A HEAVY LOAD 8. Over hill, over dale IT IS 9. The ants go marching one by one AWAY 10. Found a peanut, found a peanut ON THE FLOOR LOL i made them up at random he he. great discussion snow. i enjoyed it

1. If I had a hammer.... I'd probably drop it on my toe. 2. Me and you and a dog named.... spaz n sassy (my dogs) 3. Oh I had a little chicky and it wouldn't lay an.... fabriget'(sp) egg 4. Jeremiah was a bull frog.... Was a good friend of mine 5. Drip drip drop little April shower... stupid rain 6. The hills are alive... can't you see them coming? 7. Sixteen tons and what do you get... another day older and deeper in debt st. peter don't ya call me cause I can't go I owe my sould to the company store.... I was born... 8. over hill, over dale... not too sure what to put here. 9.the ants go marching one by one... and slowly they are getting the job done. 10. found a peanut, found a peanut... and sold it for a dollar. Thanks sorry about getting carried away on the one song.

If I had a hammer...would you let me 'ring your bell'? Me and you and a dog named ...Sue..'my name is Sue!' Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldn't lay an ...albatross? Jeremiah was a bullfrog...whose one wish was to go to Pamplona (running of the bulls) Drip drip drop little April showers...make flowers (how lame, don't know this one) The hills are alive....with Nazis hunting singing families. Sixteen tons, what do ya get...a disability pension? Over hill, over dale,....across the wide blue yonder. The ants go marching one by one...straight onto the anteaters tongue. Found a peanut, found a peanut, now it's sitting in my big gut....sorry...lol.

Ok, I'll put the first thing that comes to my mind. 1)...I'd pop you in the head. 2)...Blue 3)...egg 4)...ribit 5)...plop 6)...again 7)...now 8)...over tired LOL 9)...Hurrah 10)...Just Now LOL I remember that one. AT PEACE WITHIN ~~STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS~~

1. If I had a hammer...I'd give to Axel to help him bury his exes in his backyard. (80's song) 2. Me and you and a dog named after my ex.(not really all my exes are nice!)okay too mean - me and you and a dog named boo and johnny singing of a boy named sue! 3. Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldn't lay an egg because he was male and a baby. Since male chicks don't lay eggs, the egg industry doesn't want them. The broiler industry doesn't want them either, for they are not bred to gain weight rapidly, as broiler chickens are. So, if he's part of many hatcheries that abuse animals, this chickee will be thrown in a dumpster - no joke. 4.Jeremiah was a bull frog, until I kissed him, then he was a prince for the honeymoon period before he promptly turned back into a bull frog. Not really, take a chance kiss a frog - he may be the next computer king or even the love of your life. 5.Drip drip drop little april showers(actually shower)what can compare to your beautiful sound, except the dinner bell. 6The hills are alive...with space ships and nucleur warheads (at least here on Kirkland - well the latter!) 7Sixteen tons, what do you get, congratulations you have a new baby boy - elephant! 8.Over hill, over dale goes chip looking for lunch 9.The ants go marching by one by one to court to sue for royalties for the movie based on them 10.found a peanut, found a peanut in my toddlers - nose - I hope this never happens! okay - I tried!

I'd fix the leak in the roof 2) Lucy 3) 4) Who was served in lovey french restaurant on the east side with butter mushroom sauce. 5)and my kitchen sink cute idea and harder to do than it would appear Thanks

1.If I had a hammer......I'd bang the dent out my car. 2.Me and you and a Dog Named......FuFu 3.Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldn't lay an......omlet 4.Jerimiah was a bullfrog.......sitting on a cool log. 5.Drip drip drop little april showers........plop 6.The hills are alive.......in the forest 7.Sixteen tons, what do ya get........a fat cow and an after dinner mint. 8.Over hill, over dale.......over kill, over mail 9.The ants go marching one by one......taking to long to have some fun. 10.Found a peanut, found a peanut.......found a peanut. I've heard of some of these songs, but I just wanted to have a little fun with the lyrics.

1. If I had a hammer, I would nail shut, some of the mouths of certain people that drive me up the wall. 2. Me and you and a dog named Shooo. Go away. lol 3. Oh I had a little chicky and he wouldn't lay an egg, so I figured, he must be a rooster! 4. Jeremiah was a bull frog, but I kissed him anyway, and the jerk didn't even turn into a prince! 5. Drip drip drop, little april showers, falling on my nose, whiling away the hours. 6. The hills are alive with fire ants!!! 7. Sixteen tons, what do ya get, a big fat manager who needs to go on a diet. 8. Over hill, over dale, I just heard that Jimmy's in jail! HAHAHAHA 9. The ants go marching one by one, until they get too lonely and then they starting talking to each other. 10. Found a peanut, found a peanut, and it was real easy to do cause there are LOTS of nuts, out there.

1. If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening all over this land. 2. Me and you and a dog named Sue 3. Oh I had a little chicky and she wouldnt lay an egg, so I sang her a pretty song, and all day long she laid. 4.Jeremiah was a bull frong, A really good friend of mine. 5. little april showers, bring beautiful may flowers. 6.The hills are alive with the sound of music. 7. Sixteen tons, what do ya get, another day older and deeper in debt. 8. 9. The ants go marching one by one Hurah, Hurah, 10. found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now, I just now found a peanut, found a peanut just now.