friendship quotes to enjoy and to laugh at too..... ENJOY

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No one can make you laugh quite the way your friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friendship quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter. 1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer 2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin 3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan 4. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde 5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous 6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes 7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark 8. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous 9. "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf 10. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones 11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker 12. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard 13. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin 14. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous 15. "This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb 16. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh 17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain 18. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis